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“Up To the Door”—A Modern Christmas Carol

20 Saturday Dec 2014

Posted by Kath Carroll in Geekery, Holidays, Music, Parodies, Shopping

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Christmas, Christmas carol parody, Christmas shopping, holiday shopping, humor, packages stolen off porch, Up On the Housetop parody

                                                        Up To the Door                                                            (sung to the tune of Up On the Housetop)

Up to the door the driver springs.
Ding, dong, ding the doorbell rings
You’re not at home to take the package,
Leaving it ripe for old-school hackage.

Ho, ho, ho!
I run tiptoe.
Ho, ho, ho!
No one will know.
Up to the porch and,
Quick, quick, quick,
The presents you ordered
Have just been nicked.

First…Hey!…An iPhone for little Nell,
Or on Ebay it could sell.
With all that money I’d be rich—
Could gorge on champagne and a cheese sandwich.

Chorus

Next…Wow!…an X-box for little Will.
Destiny ain’t just a game, I feel.
Oh! Christmas morning will be so jolly.
Of course, for you it will be melancholy.

Chorus

Dang! You ain’t near the fool I thought.
On home surveillance I was caught.
My face is splashed across the news.
I’ll be sent down to pay my dues.

Ho, ho, ho!
I’m such a schmo.
Ho, ho, ho!
How could I know?
Though in the joint
I’ll take some mocking,
I’ve learned next year to
Wear a stocking.

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What would we be without you?

12 Sunday Oct 2014

Posted by Kath Carroll in Children, Holidays, Music

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BBC Music, Children, God Only Knows, International Day of the Girl Child, Kailash Satyarthi, Malala Yousafzay, Universal Children's Day

My friend Roz alerted me to this stunning music video—a remake of the Beach Boys song God Only Knows. Amid breathtaking scenery, 27 British musicians and the 80-piece BBC Concert Orchestra have created a masterpiece that will touch your heart. The video was produced to celebrate the BBC’s love of music. Proceeds from the single will also aid the BBC’s 2014 Children in Need campaign. You can learn more about the video and how it was made at the home of BBC Music.

– God Only Knows remake, produced by Ethan Johns and Bob Shennan, Director of BBC Music.

Image courtesy of Headlines and Global News

Image courtesy of Headlines and Global News

With the recent awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Malala Yousafzay and Kailash Satyarthi for their courageous “struggles against the suppression of children and young people and for the right of all children to education,” perhaps the value of children everywhere will be recognized and celebrated.

Image courtesy of acelebrationofwomen.org

Image courtesy of acelebrationofwomen.org

On October 11 the world observed the United Nations sponsored International Day of the Girl Child, which “promotes girls’ rights and recognizes the unique challenges they face.” This year’s theme was “empowering adolescent girls: ending the cycle of violence.”

Image courtesy of jis.gov.jm.

Image courtesy of jis.gov.jm.

Universal Children’s Day takes place on November 20 and provides an opportunity for worldwide understanding among children and a day of activities devoted to the welfare of children around the world.

But you don’t need to wait for a special day to help your  local or the world’s children. Today, why not remember a favorite childhood memory, and in its honor download “God Only Knows,” donate the price of a cup of coffee to a children’s charity, or share some time with a child and let them show you their world. They’re not only the future, they are our now.

Image courtesy of the International Children's Day special collection.

Image courtesy of the International Children’s Day special collection.

Roz, seeing Sir Elton John in that video reminded me of the time we tried to count the number of Elton John songs the radio station played during an entire weekend trying to win their contest for tickets to his concert.

Now, I’m going to download that song.

 

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How ’bout them Apple

20 Saturday Sep 2014

Posted by Kath Carroll in Geekery, Music, Technology

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Apple, iOS8, Songs of Innocence, U2

It seems a bit ironic that Apple, who forged its name with an ad smashing Big Brother, has now become Big Parent, telling us what we need and what’s best for us.

WitLoveKath - Apple Big Brother

WitLoveKath - Apple Big Brother II

In the new iOS8 update, the geniuses of Apple deemed that we don’t really want to delete those photos—you know the ones: of the floor, of your thumb, of the hair, facial contortions, and unfortunately placed lumps and bumps that make you exclaim in horror, “Do I really look like that?!”.

You thought they were gone, you thought you were safe from future embarrassment, but they’re baaaack—like Mark “Appalachian Trail” Sanford and the brawling Palins.

Really, I want you to forget. I just don't want you to forget me.

Really, I want you to forget. I just don’t want you to forget me.

See all those people? You can take 'em. I know you can!

See all those people? You can take ’em. I know you can!

And where are your pictures anyway? Instead of the easy-to-browse camera roll, the pics are now sorted into dated folders. I can’t even remember what I did yesterday, much less what day I took a particular photograph.

When my daughter Jenny updated her phone the other night, she suddenly realized that a third of her songs were gone—361 songs to be exact. After much fuming and angst, she ended up having to restore every song from her computer, even the ones she bought when she was 12 that remind her of when the “girl wars” began and that she never wants to hear again.

Speaking of songs she never wants to hear—what up with the “gifting” of U2’s new album? When it didn’t show up on her phone last week amid all the hoopla, Jenny figured she was safe (she sorta likes what she’s heard of some of U2’s previous albums, but they’re no “Awesome Mix Vol. 1” Guardians of the Galaxy sound track). Then  while she was furiously (and I mean angrily—not quickly) searching for Ed Sheeran’s The a Team, she discovered, instead, Songs of Innocence. She leveled me with a disgusted stare and announced, “Well, I got it,” as if she had suddenly been infected with Enterovirus 68.

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Enterovirus 68 or Sounds of Innocence--which would you rather have?

Enterovirus 68 or Sounds of Innocence–which would you rather have?

I told her it could have been worse. It could have been Robin Thicke. But it got us thinking about free Apple downloads we would like to see. Here’s a short list:

  1. A $1,000,000 bank error in your favor. Here would be a great use for that “undeletable” feature.
  2. Gender equality
  3. A bra that really fits
  4. Another Harry Potter novel
  5. A spray tan that looks realistic instead of turning users into terra-cotta warriors
  6. Photographs of every time you look really good
  7. All the SAT answers
  8. A rerun of the final How I Met Your Mother—with the right ending
  9. The return of Pushing Daisies
  10. This is an oldie, but don’t we all want?…double rainbows all the way

Anyone else want to join in? Leave a comment!

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Play That Funky Music

23 Wednesday Apr 2014

Posted by Kath Carroll in Music, Only in Florida, The Formative Years

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1970s, 1980s, Adele, disco, Elton John, Music, novelty songs

I was never particularly nostalgic for the songs of my youth, rarely playing them at home or in the car. Of course it may have something to do with the fact that I came of age in the 1970s, and while there was some excellent music produced during those years, my memory seems fixated on the disco and novelty songs of the time. Perhaps nowhere did disco reign as supreme as in South Florida. Hialeah, right next door to my hometown of Hollywood was the birthplace of KC and the Sunshine Band (“That’s the Way (I Like It)”,” Shake Shake Shake (Shake Your Booty)”, “I’m Your Boogie Man,” “Get Down Tonight,” and “Please Don’t Go,”—Ya know, I’d forgotten how many hits they had), and Donna Summer owned a beach house in Venice, FL. I vividly remember when her version of “MacArthur Park” was the most requested song on the local radio station for about 100 weeks in a row in 1978. Miami loved Donna Summer.

Here's KC and the Sunshine Band at Parrot Jungle in Miami (where you could have your picture taken with parrots sitting on your arms or shoulders). Dig those outfits! Here are a couple of unforgettable performances: That's the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7zRfHG0no Get Down Tonight: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyUk5RrKfUs

Here’s KC and the Sunshine Band at Parrot Jungle in Miami (where you could have your picture taken with parrots sitting on your arms or shoulders). Dig those outfits!
Here are a couple of unforgettable performances:
“That’s the Way”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7zRfHG0no
“Get Down Tonight”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyUk5RrKfUs

Only the Queen of Disco could give this song about a "cake left out in the rain" both gravitas and groove. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eQOYimLUt4

Only the Queen of Disco could give this song about a “cake left out in the rain” both gravitas and groove.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eQOYimLUt4

I also find it hard to pine for such musical oddities as Jim Stafford’s “Spiders and Snakes” (Remember an America where this kind of song could make you a star? Yeah, me neither) and “My Girl Bill,” which finally got people talking about a very important issue: the proper placement of commas.

Remember this handsome devil? But more importantly--remember this haircut? Here are two performances of "Spiders and Snakes." The first has Dolly Parton in it and the second Tommy Smothers, two more people worth seeing again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lYdD9DdLNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJVA6pKWpw "My Girl Bill":  www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGV3PhEg5c

Remember this handsome devil? 
Here are two performances of “Spiders and Snakes.” The first has Dolly Parton in it and the second Tommy Smothers, two more people worth seeing again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lYdD9DdLNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJVA6pKWpw
“My Girl Bill”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHGV3PhEg5c

Other gems of the genre included C. W. McCall’s CB radio anthem  “Convoy” and Rick Dee’s “Disco Duck,” which was an insult to both disco and ducks.

Yes, these long lines of trucks used to be called "convoys." Now we call it the I-95 Northeast Corridor.  This video is worth watching just for C. W. McCall's lip synching. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN4XpIbEY-Y

Yes, these long lines of trucks used to be called “convoys.” Now we call it the I-95 Northeast Corridor.
This video is worth watching just for C. W. McCall’s lip synching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN4XpIbEY-Y

Here's Rick Dees sporting the trademark 70s mustache and feathered hair.  This video is worth watching just to be glad we don't have to watch this kind of thing anymore: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPgavmY99U

Here’s Rick Dees sporting the trademark 70s mustache and feathered hair.
This video is worth watching just to be glad we don’t have to watch this kind of thing anymore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPgavmY99U

So I was satisfied with now and then catching a song from my past while scanning the shelves at Michael’s arts and crafts supply store or trawling the aisles of Stop & Shop (the only place, by the way, that you can still hear Taylor Dayne). The kids kept the car radio on the local Top 40 stations, and that was fine with me, as I love pop music.

Then I found 98.7, a good 70s and 80s “oldies” (I categorically reject that description) radio station that I sometimes listened to when driving alone to Target or Stop & Shop.  When my daughter, Jenny, rode with me, she controlled the selections, scanning through our preset buttons to find a song we wanted to listen to. She would always skip over the oldies station or, if she hit the button by mistake, scan away from it as reflexively as if she’d touched a spider (I guess Jim Stafford was on to something after all). “Oh, that was a good song,” I’d sometimes exclaim, having caught a couple of notes of an old favorite, but she’d stop me mid-sentence with a withering look.

Then Adele burst onto the scene with “Someone Like You.” The song was incredible. It was incredible on 105.5, incredible on 104.7, incredible on 101.3, and incredible on 95.7. Sometimes it was incredible on all four simultaneously. After a few weeks the song was amazing. It was amazing on 101.3, amazing on 105.5, amazing on 95.7, and amazing on 104.7; it even started showing up on 106.5, not strictly a Top 40 station. It became possible to hop from station to station and catch the song just beginning on one, just ending on another, and playing within a couple of notes of each other on two others. What about the fifth? The song had probably just ended or would begin as soon as the current song was over.  A couple more weeks went by and “Someone Like You” was great. It was great on 104.7, great on 105.5, great on 103.9, great on 95.7, and had caught up (or down) to great on 106.5. When several months had passed and it was still playing—“sigh”—on all those stations, we’d look at each other and say, “There’s got to be something else on.”

I think we could all sing "Someone Like You" from memory, so I'm not adding a link.

"I heard that you're settled down, that you fou..."

“I heard that you’re settled down, that you fou…”

"...couldn't stay away, I couldn't figh..."

“…couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t figh…”

"...ped you'd see my face and that you'd be remi..."

“…oped you’d see my face and that you’d be remi…”

"...asts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead."

“…asts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.”

"...at was Adele with 'Someone Like You.'"

“That was Adele with ‘Someone Like You.'”

It was then, when we were nearing “Someone Like You” insanity, that I tentatively said, “We can try the oldies station.” With trepidation Jenny acquiesced. At the time 98.7 was heavy on Fleetwood Mac. Jenny recognized “Dreams,” and whereas she automatically rejected it before, she now decided it wasn’t too bad. And so started her education in some of the songs I’d grown up with.

At first she took 98.7 in small doses, but gradually we began spending more and more time there. As song followed song, I’d tell her the title and the artist. Some songs came with a story or reminiscence.  And some songs proved the old adage “history repeats itself.” Take the Doobie Brother’s “Black Water” for instance. The first time we heard it, I told Jenny how much my sister grew to hate that song because when it was first released in 1974, the Florida radio stations played it over and over until you felt you were drowning in that “old black water” that kept “on rollin’” (or as my friend Roz puts it, “the most overplayed song of all time.”). Well, it turns out 98.7 also has a penchant for “Black Water,” and now when we catch those first dulcet strains, my daughter and I smile at each other and then Jenny hits the button.

There's not a lot of action here, but I think those mustaches and hairdos deserve a second look. "Black Water": www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSAqkGU2nQ4

There’s not a lot of action in this video, but then again there’s not a lot of action in the song. 
“Black Water”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSAqkGU2nQ4

After awhile the quizzes started.  “Ok, who’s this?” I’d ask as songs came on.  At first Jen said, “Elton John?” or “Fleetwood Mac?” to every question. Her guess of Elton John was a bit facetious because she knows I love Sir Elton, and in the time before her conversion, whenever we’d hear the first notes of “Tiny Dancer,” “Your Song,” “Bennie and the Jets,” or any of his other hits as she scanned the dial, my gaze would slide to the right and hers to the left and with a bit indulgence she’d let me listen.

What can I say? I've probably listened to these three albums more than all my other albums put together. Here are just a couple songs to take you back. Tiny Dancer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuSYEeo9Wc Your Song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzdVHTNpXs

What can I say? I’ve probably listened to these three albums more than all my other albums put together.
Here are just a couple songs to take you back.
Tiny Dancer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuSYEeo9Wc
Your Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzdVHTNpXs

Fortunately, the station played enough Fleetwood Mac for her to be right about half the time, and her confidence grew. Then as happens with someone learning a foreign language, it all clicked. She began thinking in 70s and 80s. As soon as a song began, she’d shout out “Rod Stewart” or “Phil Collins” or “The Police” or “the Rolling Stones.” “Yes!” I’d reply.  It was like we were playing the old TV game show Name That Tune and she was the defending champion. I couldn’t have been more proud.

Now 98.5 is one of our favorites, and it’s fun hearing the old songs again.  Jenny and I also like discussing the differences between songs then and now. While Connecticut stations aren’t so big on disco, we heard plenty during our trip to Hollywood in October. Of course, I’m not sure whether that was an “oldies” station we were listening to or whether South Florida is still stuck in the disco era. Miami did love its disco.

"...you like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain..." We caught this song right at the beginning, so I made Jenny listen to the whole thing even though every fiber of her being told her to scan away. This Rupert Holmes song may not be the best, but it was definitely a phenomenon and has become a classic--or maybe just "Classic." Oh go ahead - you know you want to: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_EIikdFr8

“…you like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain…” We caught this song right at the beginning, so I made Jenny listen to the whole thing even though every fiber of her being told her to scan away. This Rupert Holmes song may not be the best, but it was definitely a phenomenon and has become a classic–or maybe just “Classic.”
Oh go ahead – you know you want to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_EIikdFr8

I’m thinking that to honor my past I really should put “MacArthur Park” on my iphone. And what the heck—a little KC too. All of this talk about music has also made me think that a little more reminiscing about old songs might be fun. For my next blog I’m going to try something different. I thought I’d invite my friend Roz, whom I’ve known nearly all my life, to discuss songs that made us who we are. If you’d like us to talk about a particular song, let me know in the comments section or on Facebook.

And until next time, “Rock On.”

Here are pictures of David Essex then and now. He's currently a successful actor in many British productions. My 8th grade teacher, Judy Marsh, would have called him a "silver fox." This video proves that it is possible to dance and sing in a tiny space without bopping anyone on the head with the mic stand. "Rock On": www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3hhc_Nfg8

Here are pictures of David Essex then and now. He’s currently a successful actor in many British productions. My 8th grade teacher, Judy Marsh, would have called him a “silver fox.”
This video proves that it is possible to dance and sing in a tiny space without bopping anyone on the head with the mic stand.
“Rock On”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3hhc_Nfg8

 

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